do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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