But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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