maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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