Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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