The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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