she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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