Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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