Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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