ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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