We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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