Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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