Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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