Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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