Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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