stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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