I wanna passion pit in your ass
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My penis needs a shock collar
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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