There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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