am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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