Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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