she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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