That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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