And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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