I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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