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My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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