Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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