is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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