i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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