if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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