i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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