Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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