Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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