It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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