Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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