I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
