Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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