I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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