why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
ttyl tear gas
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just want nice things and good sex
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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