My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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