Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
too bad you live with your parents still
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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