why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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