just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
