what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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