I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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