): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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