i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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