and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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