If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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