Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He passed out mid-signature
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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