Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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