We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Randomize
