why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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